Showing posts with label Roll Call. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roll Call. Show all posts

16 September 2007

SB [can't] Phone Home

A small rant, in roll call format:

Her name is SB,
She's in the Moshava Germanit,
To get a cell phone,
Apparently, it is a feat.

ROLL CALL.

Her name is SB,
It frustrates her,
She ordered her phone,
For the 10th of September.

ROLL CALL.

Her name's SB,
She's all alone,
Can't call her boyfriend,
On the cell phone.

ROLL CALL.

Her name's SB,
Chag for 3 days,
Rosh Hashanah, then Shabbat,
Means no cell phone plays.

ROLL CALL.

Her name's SB,
She's kind of pissed,
Maybe the phone delivery,
She just missed?

ROLL CALL.

What Israel Phones should send in addition to my cell phone (Picture taken on Dec 28th, when I received flowers and was talking on my IsraelPhones cell phone that incidentially was delivered when it was supposed to be):

(Thank you to Rafi and Rachel for making this picture possible.)







What I'll settle for at this point: