Not Even Kidding...

"I don't have the time or the energy to make [stuff] like this up anymore."
--paraphrased from a Lewis Black standup routine.

True Story:

I went to Hebrew U today to try to pay my bill (I was thwarted. Fine, I'll keep my thousands of dollars.) and turn in my Health Insurance forms (that worked, phew.). I was also pleasantly surprised to see that they had my student ID ready for me.

The name on the ID? Sara Bet B*****. Ehh, how do you say...Sara Bet? As Lewis Black said it best, I don't have the time or the energy to make [stuff] like this up anymore.

I had my Financial Officer Lady Pal change my name in the computer to Sara Beth and to spell out my name in Hebrew correctly: 'שרה בת. Ah, the valuable chipchuck.